If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Couch. On fire.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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