do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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