i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
