I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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