I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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