I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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