so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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