I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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