He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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