smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
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