oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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