why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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