Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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