Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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