Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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