my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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