used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Do plants get herpes?
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