we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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