butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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