You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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