remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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