What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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