Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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