Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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