My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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