i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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