Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
he wants to bone in the snuggie
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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