Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
