No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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