I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
