real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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