tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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