i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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