Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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