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(269): View more from Michigan

You're my little dorito

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(309): View more from Illinois

Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile

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(530): View more from California

I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!

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(309): View more from Illinois

I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before

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(786): View more from Florida

He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed

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(708): View more from Illinois

To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom

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(907): View more from Alaska

Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is

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