absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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