Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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