Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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