where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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