Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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