you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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