i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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