Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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