This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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