I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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