2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag