can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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from the living room?
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