Little spoons don't ask big questions
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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