I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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