Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
kristin has been a bad kristin
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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