Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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