Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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